You call them what? Watermelons?

Oz here! Yesterday was fantastic.

Upon waking up sleeping beauty...we decided ~ well, she decided on having a late lunch at this place called Subway. She explained that they make your sammie fresh while you wait. Huh? You mean you don't have to chase after your food and you still get it fresh? I had some serious issues with this. We have a hard enough time as it is. Then she got all "funny" on me and showed me the mockery you fleshies make of their logo and us zombies. Frankly, I found NO humor in the following...

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So we set off for lunch. And as usual, Miss Camera Bug snapped a pic of me spying on her sammie.

She had tuna which I said kinda smelled like a fleshie in that tender stage that us zombies like. She never even flinched. Me thinks this one has a strong stomach. Then we headed for this place called Wal-Mart, but I get the feeling that Shondy is not too fond of this place, because she called it Wal-Hell and then promptly corrected herself. I asked her kindly to watch her language. My ears are fragile enough. I must set some limits. Tisk. Tisk. Here is me in front of Wal-Mart!

I could not wait to see what was inside this huge brown building. OMG! I should have asked Shondy what they didn't  have! We bought anti-freeze and shredded cheese and cat food and staples and underditties and snack crackers and laminating sheets and egg noodles and on and on and on! Then something caught my eye....these GYNORMOUS green things. I slide my bad leg on over and thumped the green circle hard....sweet music to my ears....it sounded like one of yous melons....ripe and ready for attack.

I had no clue they sold these in stores AND THEY DON'T RUN! Shondy then explained that this is called a watermelon (well, I knew melon  had to be some part of it...this zombie didn't die yesterday) and inside is a juicy pulp that is sweet and red....then I was really CONFUSED. She meant a brain right? So she took me over to the deli where they had some sliced. WHAT!!!!!!!!!! Oz shall pass. No thankums. I always knew your breathers like to tease, but this was just cruel. Good thing I always keep a lil "snack" in my pocket!

Fashew....so that be it. I am loving this internet thing, though it is murder on the tips of meh fingers. I've already popped off TWO fingernails and made a mess of Shondy's keyboard...but what's a zombie to do? We work with what we have. So ~ I am off for now.

Stay tuned.

OZ LOVES YOU!!!!