Laundry & Laffy Taffy

OMG!!! Shondy just tolt me it was Friday the 13th!!! Just my zombie luck...I've had NO bad luck all day. So sad. So so sad.

Anywho...today we did LAUNDRY. Fun. NOT! Man...I mean Zombie....she sure has a lot of clothes for a fleshie. I did not have to touch her delicates though (if you know what I mean). She was pretty particular bout how things were to be folded...so I mostly just micro (cuz I'm tiny) managed. heh

Later ~ in thanks for all meh help, she gave me a special treat...Laffy Taffy! Now...I'm not really one for sweets, unless it's a diabetic, which for the record are usually easy to catch cuz they run slow ~ but thems Laffy Taffy is some good bits o sweetness. And they have jokes on the wrappers.

And now for your laughing pleasure...Laffy Taffy Jokes!!!

Q: What pounds in your ear?
A: The Drum!

HA!

Q: What do astronauts eat for dinner?
A: Launch Meat!

HAHA!!!

Q: Why did the matador trade in his swords for a gun?
A: Because he wanted to Shoot The Bull!

HAHAHEEEEEE!!!

Q: Why is the baker so mean?
A: Because he Beats The Bread!

Oh my...these are just too good!!!

Q: What does a bee sit on?
A: His Bee-Hind!

HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEEE!!!!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the movies all by himself?
A: Because he had No Body To Go With!

*dies with laughter* Urm...wait...I'm already dead. BWHAHAHAHA!!!

Ok...I'm done now.

Really. HEH!