Movin On

So...I'm all packed an ready to go! I'm so excited. Shondy wouldn't tell me where I'm headed, but she did promise that Ima love it!!!!

So it looks like this is the last blog I will post from Arkansas. Shondy...Ima miss you! But I know you will keep tabs on meh. *zombie hugs*

Catch you fleshies on the flip side!

OZ

what a week.....whew

I bet all you fleshies thought I forgot bout yous...huh? Nope. Shondy...she has just been super swamped at work and I been chillin out at Casa Du Shondy, holdin down the fort while she was busy.

I have managed to get in a couple pics. One with SHONDY!!! She doesn't like her piccy taken...so I had to threaten her. I told her I would eat her BRAAAAINS while she slept. Heh. I don't think she believed me...nonetheless..I gots meh pic wif her.

Then we tried to get one with Squire...but he kept moving. Every time Shondy got me close to him...he would roll over on his back and stick his legs straight up...BWHAHAHAHA. Srsly. Was he tryin to playing dead? Me thinks he is toooo dern smart for his own good. Shondy did manage to snap a quick one...right before he rolled over. It's a bit blurry, but me likeys. He smiled big for the camera.

So that's all for tonight. Shondy says she is glad it's the WEEKEND!!! So does OZ!

2 4 1

BWHAHAHAHA!!!! Get it...Two for one!!! Urm..ok. Sorry. Since I didn't post yesserday, just thought I would do a "two for one" thingy here.

Yesterday we zombed out. I loved it. We had a Netflix-Oz-and-Shondy afternoon.

We watched The Bounty Hunter, Mister Foe and The Legend of 1900. All really good flicks. Of course Shondy went on and on about the leading men...Gerard Butler, Jamie Bell & Tim Roth. I must agree with her, they are all very talented actors.

Today we worked on my passport. 

Since we really didn't have a "stamp" for every place she took me, we just printed out some little pics and glued them in. hehe We figured out I got to visit North Little Rock, Maumelle, Little Rock and Conway!!! Some of the biggest cities in Arkansas by the way. Yesh, I am awesome! Shondy says it is probably gettin close for me to travel on to my next destination. I am getting pretty excited! I've had a blast here and can't wait to see what I get to do next.

Before I go, Shondy says she is gonna make me a travelin CD. So I can jam with my next friend!

I'm a happeh Zombie...yesh I am!

I shopped with a Zombie!

Wait...I AM A ZOMBIE!

Shondy took us shopping today. I say us, cuz Oggi ~ her purple mini-monster came with.

We went to this place called Big Lots. It was hella cool. Can I say that on here? Of course I can...This is my blog...I can say what I want. LOL. They have ORANGE buggys! Shondy let us ride in them.

She bought this cool classic horror flick called "I Walked With A Zombie". It was released in 1943 and it's about "real" voo-doo zombies. I'm not too sure bout them dudes. They don't eat brains. I mean...really...what kind of zombie doesn't chow down on some grey matter??? Anywho...here be the link...gives it a looksee!

I Walked With A Zombie

That about sums up our day. It's been real hot here. Shondy says hotter than normal...makes it close to impossible to get out and do things. Arkansas temps have been in triple digits for over two weeks now, with the lows at night in mid-80's even low-90's. It's just crazy. The air is real thick...makes it hard to breath...not that that matters to me ~ but if Shondy stopped breathing...I might have to turn her into a zombie just to save her and that prolly would not be good. I doubt she would ask me back to visit if I did that. *whispers* Me hopes I go somewhere cooler next. Ima fragile OZ. But don't tell Shondy I said that...cuz even with it being so hot...I've had a blast here!

Sweatin and Shoppin out....OZ!

Laundry & Laffy Taffy

OMG!!! Shondy just tolt me it was Friday the 13th!!! Just my zombie luck...I've had NO bad luck all day. So sad. So so sad.

Anywho...today we did LAUNDRY. Fun. NOT! Man...I mean Zombie....she sure has a lot of clothes for a fleshie. I did not have to touch her delicates though (if you know what I mean). She was pretty particular bout how things were to be folded...so I mostly just micro (cuz I'm tiny) managed. heh

Later ~ in thanks for all meh help, she gave me a special treat...Laffy Taffy! Now...I'm not really one for sweets, unless it's a diabetic, which for the record are usually easy to catch cuz they run slow ~ but thems Laffy Taffy is some good bits o sweetness. And they have jokes on the wrappers.

And now for your laughing pleasure...Laffy Taffy Jokes!!!

Q: What pounds in your ear?
A: The Drum!

HA!

Q: What do astronauts eat for dinner?
A: Launch Meat!

HAHA!!!

Q: Why did the matador trade in his swords for a gun?
A: Because he wanted to Shoot The Bull!

HAHAHEEEEEE!!!

Q: Why is the baker so mean?
A: Because he Beats The Bread!

Oh my...these are just too good!!!

Q: What does a bee sit on?
A: His Bee-Hind!

HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEEE!!!!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the movies all by himself?
A: Because he had No Body To Go With!

*dies with laughter* Urm...wait...I'm already dead. BWHAHAHAHA!!!

Ok...I'm done now.

Really. HEH!

Thursday night is reserved for Project Runway.

YO YO YO!!! Shondy tells me I haf ta blog early cuz Project Runway comes on tonight and everything comes to a grinding halt in this household for those 90 minutes. She also told me I needed to "shamelessly plug away" so here goes:

Project Runway Season 8

YOU BETTER WATCH IT FOOLS!!! Now...to recap the day...Shondy got off early from work and we had lunch at Five Guys with her Mom and niece, Dora Jean. Good stuff...even for a zombie. The peanut shells kinda resembled shriveled up brains.

We got there when they opened at 11a.m. and by the time we left 45 minutes later, not a seat was to be had and they were lined out the door! And you breathers say us zombies like red meat. heh

Then we headed on over to the Rave...no ~ not a rave ~ The Rave....as in one of the best movie theaters in central Arkansas. We had tickets for The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Shondy smuggled me in via her purse. She also smuggled in some candy. A word to the wise...you gotta watch her. She can be sneaky.

I actually enjoyed the film. It was fun and kid friendly. Plus Nick Cage is pretty easy on the eyes. *disclaimer* SHONDY ADDED THAT LAST PART!!! Good thing we just had lunch too, cuz Dora Jean spilled half the popcorn on the floor!!! Oy.

And upon leaving said Rave...I got a lesson on the word Loitering. HA!

Me thinks I do the loitering part quite well!

So...guess that be it. Now we hunker down for Project Runway.

Peace Out.

Brought to you by the word Hump and Rock.

Shondy called this day "Hump" day, she said cuz it means you are over the hump and from here on it's wednesday to the weekend in 60 seconds!  So Hump Day rocks.

For my Hump day pleasure...she introduced me to the Gang. Bout *covers the children's ears* REALLY STRONG CURSE WORD time. They have been giving me these sideways glances all week.

Let's see if I can remember all their names.... *clears throat* *takes a deep breath* Wait...I don't breath...scratch that last bit. Here goes:  (from back to front and left to right) Lady Beulah, Inspector Gonzo Marbles, Matilda Louise, Miss Clementine Sassafrass, Pockets, ZigZag, Fish, Lillie, & Penelope. That's moi extraordinaire in the front...and the big furry dude to my right is Squire. Shondy belongs to him. He has this weird obsession with that ball. He carries it everywhere. And the Gang rocks. And Squire rocks.

We chilled on the couch and FINALLY got to watch my fav-o-rite movie....SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

Yesh...Shaun of the Dead rocks.

Shondy says she only has to work a couple of hours tomorrow and then she has the rest of the weekend off. She has a surprise planned for me tomorrow afternoon! I'm soooooo excited! Surprises ROCK!!!

And on that note....OZ is ROCKIN it out.

Later Taters.